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Work experience
apprentice ceo of snortn lines longer than those onyer adidas trackers
hilltop butchry
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June 1988 - August 2012
achivements : defeated kony 12. beat tripod in a swordfight. defeated el chapo in a 150m hurdles race then won against his mate in a best of three thumb war with nil defeats. can lift a small car above waist level on a good day. genetically modified the genes of my first born to result in him being born with no limbs a six pack and 12 eyes whilst being the best spartan warrior the multiverse has ever posessed. watched all of the harry potter movies without blinking. etc etc fitted my size 11 feet into a pair of 9.5 boots. beat every single member of the provisional ira in arm wrestles
Education
kony 2012
Batchelors in sukin falls and smelln balls, just about every single subject on this earth
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January 1999 - January 2021
went through umpteen years of studying the art of enhaling milky gaseous (but almost in the state of a solid) falls loaded up by the lords of dannk cali kush lou du humane & dj. on my final year i passed they final test with nout but full marks